• Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

• Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

• Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

• Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

• Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid

made with real lemons

• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

• When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

• Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

• Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

• You know that 'indestructible black box' that is used on airplanes? Why

don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

• If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress

• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?